Gumption 

Another term for suicide. The ability to gather the resources to commit the act, as there are many ways of going through with it.

Steve lost his job and got divorced. At that moment, he knew he need some gumption.

Gumption by Malak25 January 29, 2025

Gumption 

A stupid company that was created by a bunch of dumb 7th graders

Why are they still talking about gumption inc?

Gumption by JonathanCuckoldButtSex March 21, 2025

gumption trap 

Noun. A human-created situation that drains away initiative or original effort.
From gumption (spunk; resourcefulness; sensible initiative) + trap (a trick or contrivance for catching and holding people or animals).

Your constant objections are turning this meeting into a gumption trap.

Don't ask Linda to get involved with anything that has to get done right away; the woman is a walking gumption trap.

Surfing the Web has become a gumption trap for millions of people.

gumption trap by Zwieback February 22, 2018

Gumption-Trigger 

1) The thing you pull to get your grit together
2) A place where you can find your mental strength to get through change
3) An event that occurs that triggers your inner leading lady/man

She located her Gumption-Trigger and set forth to create her own future

Gumption-Trigger by OnePlanetWoman June 11, 2016

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption 

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."

I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Gangling Gumption 

Stu Watters Is the biggest ,dummest ,stinkiest loaf in the whole universe.And shags sharky

Stu watters

Gangling Gumption by nicholas October 15, 2003

moist gumption 

a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...

He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...

moist gumption by spectralux November 22, 2009