Sea Gulling

when spending all night trying to take a girl home from the bar and at the last minute another douche swoops in and takes her home much like a seagull would do with your hotdog at the beach

I talked to this hot chick all night at the bar and then right before closing Bobby seagulled her from me and took her home. That douche is always sea gulling

by Smcgett24 December 20, 2010

Slicknick Gallion

The most famous multiracial celebrity ever-a human version of a melting pot, if you will. Born in Los Angeles, California, Slicknick has nothing but love for the Golden State. He is especially renowned for being an LA Lakers fanatic, proudly holding the record for watching every single Lakers preseason/regular season/postseason workout, game, and interview. He is also the best friend of MVP Kobe Bryant. Slicknick is one-fourth African-American, one-eighth Indian, and 62.5% everything else, which is why he is known as a human melting pot. However, slicknick appears as if he is a "white boy", and thereby acts as such. His blackness emerges when he plays basketball (He can jump really high, "yo", like Michael Jordan). He is rumored to have a particular affinity for Asian (or Azn) females (i.e. "yellow fever"). Above all of these qualities, Slicknick holds one distinction-as the Master Impersonator. He has the magical ability to imitate any individual on earth (and even individuals from other planets). In fact, no one knows what his actual voice sounds like. As dictated by a certain person named "Kevin", Brian's best friend is slicknick, but slicknick's best friend is not Brian. Slicknick has been named such due to his "slick" character. He is quite a laidback dude, "yo". Nevertheless, he maintains a very intellectual mind. Furthermore, Slicknick is a rather hard/persistent worker and studies in a diligent mannerer every single day. He is not lazy AT ALL*

*When absolutely necessary.^

^Ok, so not even then

rafat: whoa man
Slicknick Gallion: WHOA MAN! (in a voice ridiculously lower than that of rafat)

Dude: dude, what's your real voice?
slicknick: ...Blank....

slicknick: KOBE! righteous, gnarly, chyaa, totally, radical waves maaaaan, etc (everything that a typical Californian/Los Angelesian would say)

slicknick: (precisely imitates the guitar strumming of Tom Morello from Bulls On Parade)
Tom Morello: whoa man! Who's got GH3?

slicknick: (Azn music)
(every azn chick in the world comes running up to him)

by Borat Najahedari June 29, 2008

gillion

A unit of counting that equals a billion million.

The cardinal number equal to 1000000 × 1000000000

At the age of 42, I will have a gillion dollars in the bank.

by Geremology May 9, 2005

gullons

the act of defecating in a pillow case and using it to slap a friend in the face, under the false pretence that it will strengthen the friendship.

Jordo: hey man are we friends now

Steve: dude you just pulled a gullons on me, i hope you die!

by samtron67 October 19, 2008

sea gulling

while receiving oral sex fake an orgasm then cum in your hand and throw it over her face when she's not expecting it

"my girl was giving me head the other day, i came in my hand and threw it over her face when she wasn't expecting it. now that's good sea gulling"

by b.w October 1, 2007

gillion

a shitload of something

i have like a gillion shoes with holes in them

by steezy(chris p) March 18, 2009

gulling

The practice of standing on the edge of a cliff/rubbish dump with a fish inserted into the anus to encourage gulls and other birds to swoop and retrieve the fish for food, thus pushing the participant over the threshold.

jamie needs a good gulling after beating me at poker last night. After that I'm going to tattoo 'Napalm Death' onto his neck.

by lil' Tilt May 13, 2005