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hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.
by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013
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Redgren Grumble

This is a term was originally used in Rick and Morty and it is used for throwing people off when you make a reference. If they laugh, then you know they are fake friends. Should only be used on people who don't watch Rick and Morty
Guy #1: This is the redgren grumble of movies.

Guy #2: Haha!

Guy #1: Redgren Grumble isn't a thing you idiot.
by basketegg June 24, 2019
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grumplestiltskin

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"
He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
by Dizzy E January 6, 2008
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milky bones grumble bee

An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".

"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.

"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".
"My grandpa always said: KFC today, milky bones grumble bee tomorrow."
by NorthernTurdlinger November 25, 2011
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Grumblejack

Any corpulant old man who grunts loudely in public showers, lockerooms and bathrooms. Although not a necesity, the grumblejack's body is usually covered in a think mat of greying hair, and on occasion a mid-sized bling blingaround the neck. Commen pastimes of the grumbljack include grunting loudely in public showers and bathrooms, and walking around naked in lockerrooms, especially in the suana when there are small boys present. The Grumblejack is known for his heavenly scent, which can often be used to lure unwary travelers into hearing range of the loud grunts and grumbles.
"Hey timmy, what's that spledid odor wafting towards use from that shower stall?" "I don't know billy, lets take our cloths off and go find out" "Grunnntt grumble grumble grunnntttt"
by Spenser P September 3, 2004
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Grumblejack

Any overweight man who loudly grunts while doing common tasks, such as walking or dressing oneself. Although not appealing to the eyes, the grumblejack's scent is a little slice of heaven.
Grrnt Grumble Umph Grshdh
by Keith G July 26, 2004
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grumblecake

It's like a little cake, with some like, steam and sugar...
Only liars and theives eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat.
by Kevin mpfmmpf May 13, 2005
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