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Grooming

Training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time. Also used to refer to a paedophile's process of building trust with a child, wearing down the child's boundaries.
"The tutor we hired was a good investment; he's grooming my son for a prestigious college."
"Paul gives our daughter a lot of gifts and attention, I'm worried he might be grooming her. Do you think i should call the police?"
by AnAbundancyOfLemons February 18, 2017
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Fools Grool

When eating a slutty woman's pussy, mistaking a left over cream pie as her Grool.
I think my wife is cheating on me, her pussy tasted odd last night. I think it was fools grool and I'm disgusted.
by Shady Swimmer December 11, 2017
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intercom groomer

a way to talk to children without being seen
some kids were buzzing my brothers front door so he started to talk to the children, i said "stop being an intercom groomer you paedo"
by lanazetec125 July 18, 2011
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groogrux

A nickname for Leroi Moore, a member of the Dave Matthews Band who passed away in 2008.

Their newest album is named somewhat after him, Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King.
"Dude, I am stoked for the new DMB album Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King!"

"Yeah I'm really glad they dedicated it to Leroi."
by AntsMarching February 28, 2009
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Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
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Groomer

(Noun) A greasy cuck who doesn't bathe, and manipulates underage girls. Usually found having mental breakdowns or dressed as a banana.
"Hey, you heard about that groomer dude, the banana one?"
"Oh, you mean onision?"
by Takisporee January 2, 2020
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Groome

n. A creature that has the mixed heritage of a night owl and a screeching monkey with a bad nose cold.

Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome will often correct people when they say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when an inordinate number of people do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.

v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean mental pain.

adj. when someone is Groome, they can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose cold and a night owl.
n. I was trying to get some sleep in class, but then that Groome told me to sit in the back!

v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed me alright.

adj. She looks just like a Groome!
by Jelbaz111 June 23, 2010
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