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Gridlock Douche

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
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Gridling

An interdimensional being usually in the form of a humanoid being. Often found in the underrated hidden indie gem called Fortnite.

Also used as a derogatory term for someone. "You fucking gridling"
Bruh I just fucking reaped this gridlings nae nae privileges.

Fucking gridlings.

Bob why did you eat my second wife? You fucking gridling.
by StickyBoi August 23, 2019
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griddleflopper

A somewhat wet fart that isn't too soft and isn't loud but stinks like mad. Usually performed inside a vehicle with the windows up.
Dang! You just dropped a griddleflopper!
by Poomba and Timone March 30, 2010
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grid willing

grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid
Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes

This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing

If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain
by PajamaSutra December 21, 2022
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griddy

Courageous at heart; Optimistic mentality; Resilient spirited
Joe: Hey Pops, I got something enormous biting on my line. I don't think I could hold on.

Pops: Stay griddy son, the fish will eventually tire itself out.
by Ricky Fort February 19, 2022
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Chunky groda

Doritos soaked in a bowl of grape soda, and left for a couple of hours
Tristan don’t spill the soggy chunky groda on your new shoes!
by Faith_roux October 20, 2019
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Griddy

The Griddy is a dance usually used after a touchdown in football. When you jog move your hands back and forth from your front and back. Eventually, you will put an, "OK" sign over your eyes for about two seconds. and keep jogging.
Football Narrator: And a 70-yard touchdown! He hits it with the Griddy!
by WikiWooHoo May 17, 2022
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