Greenock

Gaelic Name = Grianaig. Pronounced Greenock NOT grenock. Town located on the lower banks of the river Clyde in Western Scotland.Home to The Heaviest RainFall In Western Civilisation(Probably). Former Shipbuilding Giant,Much To the annoyance Of that quaint little fishing village upstream called GlasgowWho Had To deepen The River And Build a New Town Beside It Called Port Glasgow,Just To Compete see Port Bird. Suffered Badly under Margaret ThatcherWhen The town lost much of its heavy industries including the oldest shipyard in the world Scotts. Probably THE most famous Unknown town outside of Scotland.

English Person,'and where in Scotland are you from?' GreenockGuy, 'GREENOCK' EnglishPerson,'??????,is it near glasgow?. Greenock Guy, 'FUCK OFF'

by Aye Yer Maw July 16, 2008

Greenford

A suburb of West London. Basically the middle ground between Southall and Northolt. Passion Jerk Centre is cool though.

There's nothing to do in Greenford you have to either go to Ealing Broadway or Wembley for anything decent

by rubiconaddict March 25, 2022

The Greenough

An alcoholic drink created in 2011 by Harvard freshman in the Greenough dorm. It consists of 1 part extremely cheap vodka (e.g. Rubinoff), 1 part Midori, 2 parts orange juice, splash of lime juice, and top off with club soda.

Lee: "What the fuck is this green shit?"
Tom: "It's the Greenough! Drink it mother fucker!"

by choctawman November 6, 2011

greenover

When you smoke so much weed the night before that the next morning you are still a little high, and still have the munchies.

Damn dude, I had such a bad greenover this morning I couldn't get up for work!

by abee89 August 19, 2009

Jonny Greenwood

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.

You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.

by OssettRyan December 29, 2007

Mason Greenwood

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.

"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."

by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022

Greenhouse breed

Like plants that are grown in a greenhouse, can't manage wind or rain. Greenhouse breed humans can't manage different opinions or points of view. They are easily offended by anything, and in most cases, are narrow-minded.

Yesterday I talked with Bob, and he got offended because I didn't like someone's T-shirt. He is such a greenhouse breed.

by Urban immortal June 21, 2021