gleesterbate

The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.

I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.

by Joey Delu December 19, 2010

walmart greeter

The most degrading job in the world.

"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

gentlemen greeter

A woman's vagina/private area.

Uh-oh, crazy Britney Spears showed her "gentlemen greeter" again when she was getting out of her car at Starbucks.

by ImBringingBloggingBack January 11, 2008

GREASTER

When Greek Easter and Christian Easter coincide.

Would you like to join us for GREASTER brunch?

by Crijen February 28, 2010

greepster

a greepy person

hes a greepster

by Los Padrotes February 23, 2004

Gridster

To be a Grunge while at the same time being a hipster. A gridster try's to "hipstify" the Grunge culture and lifestyle.

My brother Luke is a Gridster when he trys to compare the lumineers and nirvana. He constantly trys to explain the irony of Kurt cobains lyrics while at the same time is wearing skinny jeans. Constantly trys to to abbreviate words that don't need abbreviating.

by Mr. knw it all February 28, 2014

Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave

"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"

by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007