walmart greeter

The most degrading job in the world.
"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."
by juxtaposer December 25, 2008
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smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."
"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008
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e-tard

A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.
My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.
by juxtaposer March 12, 2009
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