Definitions by juxtaposer

e-tard 

A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.

e-tard by juxtaposer March 12, 2009

walmart greeter 

The most degrading job in the world.

"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."

walmart greeter by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."

"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

smart by juxtaposer December 25, 2008