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granularity

Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.

On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.
Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.

Old Lay: Thank you, young man!

Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...

Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.
by flatster December 19, 2008
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gaulrapp

one who is blamed, but usually not at fault.
See Also gaulrapped
Mandy is such a gaulrapp. She broke everything and now it smells.
by GPup January 11, 2008
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gramulating

The state one is in when they are awaiting the birth of a grandchild. Waiting to become a grandma. Also nannavating, waiting to become a nanna.
Sandy, did your daughter have her baby yet. Not yet, I am still gramulating.
by Grammy Sammy O April 23, 2010
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grailmisdoer

An ancient myth about the immortal man who was master of Occult sciences (knowledge of the paranormal)

He was Alchemist and seer who Became dominant to the arts of crafting flesh and transmuting blood, granting them mastery over life itself.

Grailmisdoer was Generous, Courageous, Kind, Genuine and Trustworthy but also Arrogant, Callous and Selfish.
Very few were welcome in his realm, until the day an elegant sorceress approached to him with offer of love...
after eons lust and passion turned to gory and bloodshed!

Finally he died brutally at the hands of his love, and then she fled and took what knowledge she had of blood magic with her.
The legends says his reappearance may have come soon, as time has not yet washed away all the stains of his previous lifetime.

Maybe Grailmisdoer has been forced to rouse himself once and for all...
Grailmisdoer's power was insane.
Grailmisdoer is so kind.
That little tag was what made Grailmisdoer fall in love with her.
by Ashablood December 3, 2021
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monty python and the holy grail

only the funniest movie ever made, fuck everything else or i'll fart in your general direction you silly english cannigets!
by masterpboy January 8, 2004
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Gauldy

When your swimtrunk netting rubs your balls raw so they look like a goose head
I got them gauldy balls!!
by Niknakjak July 22, 2018
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