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Gasstard

Man your brother is such a gasstard!

Hey look hes a gasstard!
by Off Da Hook Fish March 31, 2011
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grasstree

A politically correct word for the "blackboy" tree which was deemed racist in Australia so they called it a grass tree instead .
aussie 1: hey mate did you see that blackboy tree?
Aussie 2: whoa mate you can't say that, it's called a grasstree now mate.
by Banana_wafler July 1, 2017
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grasstronaut

an older guy who wants to go to space camp, to hook it up with the pre-teen lady space cadets. his requirements are any ladies between the ages of 12 to 82...as long as there is grass on the infield, the grasstronaut will "blast off".
That "grasstronaut" totally wants to be space commander to hook up with Britney, on space shuttle pre-teen.
by samandjen September 4, 2008
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Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.
Do you think he goes home and stimulates through grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?
by TheLightningPhoenix September 22, 2020
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Grossturbing

Disturbingly gross
It was grossturbing how much he could regurgitate.
by ApricotFields September 8, 2019
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Gransturbation

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.
Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.
by Loxastic April 17, 2020
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