Hockey Goalie

One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.

Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".

Hockey Goalie by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019

Lacrosse Goalie 

The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.

I am a lacrosse goalie. I am a badass and I get laid every night.

Lacrosse Goalie by sicklaxgoalie9 March 14, 2011

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

pulling the goalie by Houman February 1, 2006

ging gongs are goolied 

This refers to having sweaty testicles.

'' My ging gongs are goolied! ''

ging gongs are goolied by ging gongs September 12, 2011

Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.

Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.

Pulled The Goalie by TomMac53 December 30, 2007

lacrosse goalie 

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...

lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie

lacrosse goalie by supye March 26, 2010

Gouligans 

Amateur fishermen on a boat crowding (or getting too close to) professional fisherman to learn how to fish better. A couple of fisherman on the California Delta in a boat.

Those gouligans are getting to close! Those gouligans need to fish somewhere else.

Gouligans by JonesMrChris November 11, 2018