Noun.
The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.
After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.
Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.
The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.
After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.
Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.
Holy shit guy, it's Gordon Freeman! There's waaay too much badassness in this fuckin' room man! (explodes)
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2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.
3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.
3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.
Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!
Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.
Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!
Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
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Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...
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Get the Goron mug.One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.
Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."
-From "Brick", 2005
-From "Brick", 2005
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