Gorn

GORN, (N.) defined as a "woody" word from Monty Pythons Woody and Tinny skit.

This word is also told to bring confidence through its woody nature.

Gorn, GOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNNN, a good woody word, it gives me confidenc

by Contable GOOOORRRRRn January 17, 2011

Gornall

Typically a vampire-woman who teaches World Geography, or the like. A gornall is usually found in dark, small spaces, and when it is taken out of the comfortable space, it reacts violently.

Have you seen that gornall? She scares the bajeebers out of me!

Did you see that gornall melt after school today? I heard a kid opened the blinds!

by SmotherTheresaAllanMan February 24, 2009

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

gorathnet

Noun- large sharp metal grate/net to put in the air to kill birds, small animals, and large insects as they fly into it unknowingly. Sometimes it can be electrified with a preffered power supply of 10,000 volts.

Yesterday I had to polish my gorathnet without you.

by jhalley September 18, 2007

Adam Gontier

Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.

Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Adam Gontier

Singer/Song-Writer.

Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.

Possibly the Second Coming of Christ

Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia

Adam Gontier is possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time

by LaneTaco October 15, 2018

Goretard

someone who is a retard and makes outrageous claims like Al Gore

"I invented the internet", said Matt. "Don't be a Goretard", retorts Christian.

by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010