Gossip Girl

the reason you were late to work, had to call in sick, slept in, wasted your whole day on the computer. A reasonable excuse for everything.

1. Boss: "why were you late to work."
Dude:"Gossip Girl."
Boss: "hope u get better soon."

2. dude 1: "man whats with you?"
dude 2: "gossip girl."
dude 1: "Ah, I see."

by hashendonitsme April 28, 2013

Gossip Turtle

Someone who does not participate in, promote or generally engage in office gossip.

"John did not know that Jack and Rachel were having an affair? He is such a gossip turtle."

by Morty Nickels July 24, 2012

toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train täk-sik gäsəp trāne is a term used by a specific content creator to create a narrative of negativity and hate to distract from their disgusting and deplorable behavior. This specific word may be recited in iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with poorly timed Jim (from the office) glances to the camera and a tuned ukulele.

Person A: "You were recently accused of grooming and traumatizing multiple minors."

Person B: "I didn't do it. I'm not a groomer, just a loser."

Person A: "Ok, what proof do you have?"

Person B: "It's the... *pulls out ukulele* ♫toxic gossip train♫..."

by random person on the internet1 June 30, 2023

gossip

Something nasty people do when they are bored, have no life, or are really stupid. It's nasty because a lot of the time you never hear about it and people are way too PC to admit and are nice to you to your face, but spread nasty gossip behind your back. And you never know what happened when someone suddenly hates you for no reason or some people start threatening you for no reason. That's because some loser(s) with no life or brain decided to gossip because they're too stupid to have any hobbies, a real social life, or any shread of concience whatsoever.

Gossip is what happens before you get a knife in your back.

"You're a gossiping wench and I hope the toilet eats you next time you take one of your rauncy diareah shits"
"Get a new hobby, try nitting, cutting yourself just stop gossiping. It causes cancer."

by clueless_furball November 10, 2008

gossiping

Talking shit about someone without their permission. Talking shit about someone as soon as they turn their back.

Can you believe that my own mother would be gossiping about me?!

by hkh0138 July 7, 2016

gossip girl diet

its what gg superfanatics do. they unconsciously lose weight just by watching gossip girl over and over!

friend 1: hey. you lost alot of weight! how'd you do that?
friend 2: duh. gossip girl diet!
friend 1: what's that???
friend 2: it just happens! watch gg. and you'll find out!

by ilurvereeses March 19, 2009

Gossip

An event between loose mouthed assholes, that happens as soon as you get into highschool. People start talkin, before you even get a chance to say anything, then ruins your reputation, and follows you all the way to your deathbed. It never ends.

"psst did you hear....."
"like omg, lets go up to her and make fun of her"
"i heard what you did over the summer you slut!"

by just another slut June 15, 2004