goose egg 

nothing; use with aim

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol

goose egg by lisa February 21, 2004

goose egg 

The shape of the bottom of a woman's bikini/underwear when they have a large poon. Much like a camel toe, but smooth instead of indented.

That chick sure has a fat noonie. It looks like she's smuggling a goose egg.

goose egg by Siggidy July 24, 2007

Goose Egg 

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game

Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)

Goose Egg by I Cruuuuuuuuunch You May 22, 2009

Goose Egg 

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

Goose Egg by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Goose Egg 

When a Man hits his nut sack off of something and ends up getting a swollen nut for around 2 days.

AHHH I hit my nuts off the corner of the table and now I have a goose egg

Goose Egg by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021

Kramer Goose Egg 

When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.

Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.

Kramer Goose Egg by supersmasher92 December 11, 2010

Golden Goose Egg 

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

Golden Goose Egg by roper.6 September 30, 2011