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GoogleMouth

A random person who spouts off facts about something that has almost nothing to do with the conversation.
John: So, that guy was HOT! Do you think he bats for the rainbow team?

Sarah: Did you know that the original rainbow flag had the colors turquoise and magenta?

John: What the fuck? Where the fuck did that come from? Friggin' GoogleMouth.
by LikesGirls,HatesPizza December 9, 2011
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Googliosis

a condition in which an individual is addicted to looking things up on google.com
Because of my Googliosis, I know that 'banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour' and that 'Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers'.
by oatmeal-raisin-cookie February 14, 2018
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googleoscophy

Googloscophy,interna Medical procedure to check for Bot infestation,Fakenewseoma toumors after a high level of whosright blood cell count in webstream
Dr.M.I.T ordered a googleoscophy when a routine check-up revealed patient suddenly went Yahoo!
by knowscool November 18, 2018
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Good Googlimoogli

The juiciest sweetest ass that you have ever seen. A woman with a donk like a Lincoln town car. I mean one of those donks that no one can miss. Everyone recognizes that thang!
Oh Good Googlimoogli, that thang is juicy!
by ThejuiceGodof420on20 January 2, 2022
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Googlam

The pseudonym for Google being an American owned, but operated from an Islamic idealogy. The co-founders; Larry Page and Sergey Brin, incorporated the company in 1998. By 2004 it had reached an implied value of almost $25B dollars. Its unofficial slogan, coined by Gmail's first engineer, Paul Buchheit, was "Don't be evil." Although the largest, most powerful internet search engine will practically help you search for anything, it has a built in self protection ID (Islamic Detection) that keeps both founders and the majority of Islamic information, in it's own Goggle "bubble", thus not allowing anything negative, slanderous, or "evil". However, as with Islam, there are two very different sides to Googlam. One side tries peacefully to help spread unbiased electronic information around the world, (through a database unknown to most humans), while the the other side continually tries to dominate the world, (one small lawsuit at a time) by making and gaining attention anytime someone or something steps in it's path. It's shear size and financial power will make most simply step aside, however if a publicaly viewed, explosive courtroom battle is what it takes to get the point across, Google has a continuing supply of young lawyers just wanting the chance to show they'd die to work for one of the largest companies in the world.
Googlam will always help you find what you want, unless it's not in the best interest of Google.

Googlam will be willing to sacrifice a small part of its self, in order to create attention, commotion, and it's own self awareness.

Google believes they are the only true search engine and believe they were actually created even before Al Gore invented the internet on his home Apple computer.
by MPOV January 10, 2010
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GooglyMonster

A Cuban monster who lives under your bed or stairs. The monster likes to wait for children, then he proceeds to grab the child and have his way with him/her. After the whole situation he smokes a blunt, tells the kid to cheer up and leaves to the next child's house.

The life cycle of a Googly starts with birth, they are asexual. After 12 years he gets his first prey to which he lays his eggs in while he has his way. After a 7 month incubation the parent either splits into 2 or his eggs eat away the child like a parasite.

The only way to stop a Googly is to call the cops, due to his Hispanic look the cops most likely will shoot him instead of arresting him.
Mark got attacked by a Googlymonster last night. He should have called the cops.
by gideonpHalen August 25, 2014
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Great Googamooga

I donno what to put as an example...great googamooga!
by 13 March 26, 2003
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