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Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020
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A beautiful girl.known for exotic eyes and beautiful face.A female with the name Golnoosh has a very kind an gentle heart.An extremely sexy and intelligent persian women.Girls like Golnoosh stand up for what they believe in and do not fear anyone.
Golnoosh is the most awsome and sweet girl in the world.
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golnoosh is the cutest girl you can meet in your whole life. she is the kindest and prettiest. she is so complete and perfect. if you have her in your life you will be the luckiest and your life wouldnt be wasted.
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Gonoo

The lazy mixture of the words "going" and "to".
Mainly used in Northern England.

This replaces the US version of "gonna"
Mother - "Lucy, I've asked you twice to do the dishes!"

Lucy - "Mum, I said I'm gonoo! GOD!"
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Gongoose

When a male's penis has entered something it shouldn't have.
Tommy gongoosed his sister
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gongoozler

the gongoozler is a creature that can typically be found in bodies of water. they try to attack you when you are in the waters at night.
the secret identity behind the gongoozler is a man known as ethan nestor.
ethan: watch out for the gongoozler
mark: what’s the gongoozler???
by Anonymous unnamed person October 12, 2020
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Gongoozler

A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
M: "My biggest problem with, night and deep ends in general, is that, I see like a shadow...(points)"

E: "It's the shadow of the gongoozler!"
by Splarcie October 11, 2020
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