Gondola Melmacino 

A Female Melmacian’s clitoris

Adult Augie (258 year old): “Why wasn’t meaning of gondola?”
Tommy: “this is why when bob saw Flo Went To the Bathroom And Had To Get touch. Who touched?”
Freddie: “gondola melmacino”

Gondola Melmacino by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

Gondola Fuck 

Having oral sex on a gondola at a public ski resort

Yeah man, lets have a Gondola Fuck

Gondola Fuck by LittleBigNerdBoy March 11, 2022

Fudge Gondola 

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”

Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.

Fudge Gondola by Takearide90 July 8, 2019

Castle Gondola 

The motherfuckin spot

Surely meet me at Castle Gondola tonight

Let’s go to Gondola and get fuckin zoomed

Castle Gondola by King Herro of Gondola April 26, 2020

Venetian Gondola 

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes

Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride

Venetian Gondola by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010

stowe gondola 

The act of dry humping with ski gear on.

We went in the woods and she hopped on top of me for a Stowe Gondola

stowe gondola by Dutch B December 26, 2006

Venetian Gondola 

A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.

"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"

"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"

Venetian Gondola by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012