Mormon Gogurt

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.

"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."

by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016

Prison gogurt

After at least 8 men gangrape 1 person, sharing one condom, the single individual is handed the now full and distended condom to slurp the baby gravy from within much like a gogurt tube

Prisoner 1: Hey, I heard Steve wants a prison gogurt...
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!

by Boooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 18, 2017

Reverse gogurt

Before you ejaculate you squeeze the tip of your dick so nothing comes out, then you slide your fingers down your urethra as if it were a yogurt tube.

Dude I can’t fucking walk after I tried a reverse gogurt.

by Medium pipe matt November 16, 2018

chu go gart

A phrase commonly used to go guard Sue Bird.

Aye bro chu go gart

by cwip98726 July 2, 2021

Gogurting

The act of slurping up man yogurt from a condom just like a gogurt, sliding your finger from the bottom to the top till maximum slurpage is achieved.

I was craving some gogurt the other day, but I didn't have any, but I did have a nut waiting to be busted and a rubber, so later that day I was totally gogurting that shit.

by Mang Gaiuy September 5, 2013

Throat Gogurt

Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!

Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."

by Katow-Jo May 27, 2009

Gogurt

When a guy fills his foreskin with yogurt, making it into a living Gogurt. Making a snack for a girl, while also requiring her to both suck and pull to get it all out.

I couldn’t get my girl to blow me, until I made her a Gogurt. Bitches love Gogurt.

by tak7871 July 27, 2019