Godfather Shits

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.

Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

by Phillip Ronald October 15, 2014

godfather

A cigar that has been "shelled" -- had the tobacco completely removed from inside without breaking the cigar shell -- and been refilled entirely with marijuana and packed tightly to create a large blunt the size of the original cigar.

Dude, let's go make a godfather with that eighth you just bought and get seriously stoned.

by S-Dizzy August 16, 2005

Godfather part II

It's nothing, only the best movie ever.

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Godfather

A drink containing 1.5 oz Scotch Whiskey and .75 oz Amaretto (usually Disaronno). A classy drink which tempers the harshness of the scotch with the sweetness of Amaretto.

The person suggesting vodka is a moron.

The Godfather is one classy drink. Most definitely not containing vodka.

by Juan Donne April 2, 2011

go godfather

To lose one's composure or exact a vendetta of sorts. The term is inspired by the rash, violent and volatile moments chronicled in a fictional story by the same name.

If that dude texts you one more time, I'm gonna go godfather on his a--!

by the Cindy Moon January 6, 2014

American Godfather

An alcoholic drink. 2 parts bourbon (usually Buffalo Trace) and 1 part Amaretto. Served in a rocks glass over a single large ice cube.

Bartender, I'll have an American Godfather, please.

by Ghynox August 11, 2017

godfather syndrome

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.

godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........

by AliceOctober September 22, 2009