just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject

A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

by jet-x June 8, 2009

Body Goals

When someone has a body that you admire and perhaps aspire to have.

OMG she is body goals af!

(see definition for AF)

by Bodygoalsaf April 26, 2017

Global Warming

When you know the heat its not mother nature

"Global Warming" - Africa hot in Trenton New Jersey

by Hensonography June 27, 2010

Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

by Candy Ass White Boy April 18, 2010

MD Global

a thug little boutique investment bank that is "here to do deals"... a great place to booboo smack an intern and catch yellow fever while the boss man sells drugs in the back and evades authorities investigating fraud on some convertible doodoo debt instruments

"Yo I heard you got that young MD Global offer! Congrats bro! Hope the boss man lets you smash the interns!"

by BGswag May 28, 2018

Global casino

Another term for the 'stock market'. Due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the 'global casino'.

Wife: Honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

Stock Broker Husband: Not going to happen sweetie...my buds and I are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, I'll see you tomorrow.

by jesustime March 17, 2009