sexual gratification

Sexual gratification is the need or want for sex from someone specific.

If you haven't had sex with your spouse in awhile "It's not about an organism! It's about sexual gratification "

by Urban Doctor August 23, 2016

Gramifications

Somethings that has massive ramifications for grammar.

That guys butchering of the english language with have gramifications.

by Rylax April 23, 2010

garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.

Our plan has been run through the garification process.

by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017

textual gratification

The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.

"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

Gabification

1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend
2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else
3) Spending time with your best friend EVER

omg GABIFY me!
We totally need to spend some gabification/clairification time!

by claire October 21, 2004

Instant Gradification

A recent graduate who expects a top level position in a company upon hiring.

Armed with her degree and suffering from instant gradification, she emailed in her resume and awaited the job as VP of the company.

by Jacqski August 12, 2012