4 definition by Call Me Mr. Gee

Top Definition
A euphemism for having sexual relations.
"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."
by Call Me Mr. Gee June 24, 2009

Mug icon
Buy a hiking the Appalachian mug!
A drunk cripple.
"Did you see that drunk-ass girl with the crutches?"

"Yeah, man, I'd tap that dripple."
by Call Me Mr. Gee May 14, 2010

Mug icon
Buy a dripple mug!
The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.
"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"
by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009

Mug icon
Buy a textual gratification mug!
Shorthand for "Oh My God What The Fuck Is Wrong With You."
OMGWTFIWWY?! How can you be allergic to cotton balls?
by Call Me Mr. Gee April 21, 2010

Mug icon
Buy a OMGWTFIWWY mug!