Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver

After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee

by Pussymasher6969 July 8, 2020

Lacrosse Goalie

The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.

I am a lacrosse goalie. I am a badass and I get laid every night.

by sicklaxgoalie9 March 14, 2011

cum goatee

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.

Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!

by KC Kid July 27, 2006

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

by Houman February 1, 2006

galeej

Something which is gabbu and is disgusting.

Ayy girl, wanna get galeej?

by Halli koo March 1, 2018

Galeeb

Galeeb is an Arabic name which means:

The Conqueror, Great Winner, Champion, King of Kings, The one, Sexy, Smart, Unstoppable,
Endures everything, no matter what!
A “Galeeb” will Stand on both feet, never knees in the dirt.

Hi, I'm Galeeb...I’m a conqueror!

by Cykhan May 12, 2019

glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

by theinstigator December 30, 2013