Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.

1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.

by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022

Globber

One who would be a Blogger, but for lack of any useful information or literary talent, fills up your screen pixels with globs of text too painful to read.

Clueless: Hey did you see what Trey posted on his Tuesday blog?
Enlightened: Man, I can't stomach that Globber! He needs to switch to cereal box writing before he puts someone into a coma.

by Astel April 28, 2010

shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum

last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

hop on the gobber

A blow job.

In Example "Tonight Stacy is going to hop on the gobber."

by long lost los February 13, 2009

globber

Disgusting, viscous fluid such as the saliva that collects around an active mastiff's mouth, semen, snot, or other similar substances. Can also be used as a verb meaning to produce globber or to deposit globber.

Fido's mouth is covered in globber. Fido globbers too much. Don't globber on me, Fido.

by ISE May 15, 2008

globberonner

Globberonner - someone who adds themselves to meetings/events without invite and little reason/purpose for their attendance.

Why are there no seats in here? We only expected 20 people - but we had all these globberonner's add on at the last min.

by Sir Tom Laymen October 2, 2017

Gobbersloshed

Being drunk and high yet still sober at the same time

Darryl was gobbersloshed after the party

by Huh dude man June 27, 2019