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shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.
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Gherkin

When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter
Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin”
by johnbingbang February 15, 2020
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Gnerd

A New Form Of Nerd, As Seen In G4Tech TV's E3 2005. The Gnerd Is a Fusion From A Geek And A Nerd. The Gnerd Is Driven By It's Need for E3 Shwag. Thus Creating A More Annoying Quite Kid In the Back of the Class.
"For Christs Sake GNerd"
"The GNerd Moves in Packs, collecting as much Shwag As possible"
by DATA2.0 May 22, 2005
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jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006
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jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off
brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?
by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008
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Gherkin Lurkin'

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.
Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"
by ItisI August 14, 2012
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jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.
Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer
by rbnightmare May 18, 2009
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