Glute

Butt muscles

"USE YOUR GLUTES!!!" Said Tyler Joseph, Sven and spencer fell to their death, Joshua Dun said, "Are they ok?"

by I'm an emo girl August 20, 2017

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Gluteus Maximus Frontalis

The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."

by MetaPoo November 28, 2009

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Gloutsou

Gloutsou

Pleasuring the male member either orally and/or tactilely.

Honey, I'm really stressed, can you give me a gloutsou?
Look at that girl's lips. I'm sure she's really good at giving gloutsou.
I went out with this girl and she didn't put out, but at least I got a gloutsou.

by Planet X January 18, 2015

Glutien

A noise made when something weird, random, unexpected or scary happens.
Resulting in the noise 'Glutien' - Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And flaring of the nosrtils.
It may also be a symbol made by your hands, creating a 'G'

Jess: 'How do you spell can?'
Jacqui:'You don't know how to spell can?'
Jess:'No'
Jacqui:'Glutien! *flares nostrils*'

by wescarr June 24, 2009

glutated

Of exceedingly high quality

Jesus Bob that is one glutated squirrel.

by Kither July 8, 2017