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A food obsessed skinny person that will eat any raw baked good
She is such a glutso she ate all the brownie batter
Glutso by Dankbrofun June 27, 2020
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Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.
Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

ganja glutton 

1. someone who smokes WAY more than what is needed to get SUPER high because he/she has a HUGE supply of weed

2. someone who pigs out on weed
After Bob picked up an ounce of da purps he smoked a joint, bowls from his pipe, bong, and hookah, and then did two g-bong rips. That motherfucker is such a ganja glutton.
ganja glutton by Katt Rachmany December 17, 2011
pronounced GLUH-toe (rhymes with "What? Oh!")

1. a social media outlet that answers "What are the best eats & drinks for ME?"; an online place for people that love food and drink

2. a shortened and more playful version of the word "gluttony"
Guy 1: Man, I have no idea where to take this super hot girl to dinner. I really want to impress her.
Guy 2: Check her profile on Glutto.
Guy 1: Genius! Yeah, I just checked it and found out she's a vegetarian and wants to check out this restaurant in the city!
Guy 2: You're welcome.
Glutto by K2maj24 August 25, 2011

gluteophile 

A person with an appreciation of the human bottom
Did you see that J-Lo shakin' her booty on tv last night?

Yeah, but she got nuthin' on Beyoncé, right?

Damn right, bro, and spoken like a true gluteophile...
gluteophile by Wickydude June 21, 2011
A glutton is a person who eats an extreme amount of food and following this is either unable to move or runs directly to the toilet to vomit. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins.
Pablo is an utter glutton. He ate 21 muscles while doing his newd n lewd dance. You sir are an utter glutton!
Glutton by Monyellious August 31, 2006

Gloutsou 

Gloutsou

Pleasuring the male member either orally and/or tactilely.
Honey, I'm really stressed, can you give me a gloutsou?
Look at that girl's lips. I'm sure she's really good at giving gloutsou.
I went out with this girl and she didn't put out, but at least I got a gloutsou.
Gloutsou by Planet X January 18, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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