Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 27, 2021

Gluey

Gluey is a nickname given to a person who appears to have been sniffing glue.

It is often used to ridicule someone who has smoked far too much weed.

Nevermind "making another spliff" get over the shop gluey

by Lukey G September 17, 2012

Glucytrogen

Meaning phagocyte or a well-known nickname. It is similar to glucose and gluestick.

Your such a Glucytrogen

by Egger's dad is missing June 5, 2019

Gulpy Cathy

A thirsty grandma.

You: "Yo Bro - why you lettin that old woman mack on you?"
Friend: "I dunno man... those sags... "
You: "You want'm?"
Friend: "Ya...."
You: "Well, maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be a Gulpy Cathy..."
Friend: "Dude, I hope so...."

by Lady Nelson April 17, 2010

Gluy

A ridiculous lie told to you by your boyfriend/husband/guy friend. May be hard to recognize at first, but will eventually MANifest itself as a typical "Gluy" (alt. spelling - glie). Sometimes used to cover up past relationship mistakes that they made, typically by showing themselves as the victim and calling their exes a "crazy." Source of many headaches and much confusion in the female world.

Rodney (to new love interest): Yeah my ex, Sara was a definite crazy, she was always on my case and called me when I hung out with anyone.

TRUTH: the "anyone" in question could range from the drunk girl he tried to hook up to the many new love interests he felt the need to seek out (all while still in a long-term relationship.) Such Gluys.

Dave: Sorry babe, didn't get your text..
Sandi: But I can tell on my phone that you opened it
Dave: Oh, shit.
Sandi. You're such a gluyer...

by SandSproductions February 11, 2010

Sloppy Glapy

When a woman is on her period during sexual intercourse with a man and then proceeds to perform oral sex on his period soaked penis.

Don't kiss Lauren, I heard she gave a Sloppy Glapy to Tim!

by Dr. Melody E. King May 22, 2011

Glumy

How you feel when the weather sucks!

It's raining again, I feel so glumy!

by DrCryBaby June 17, 2009