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A ridiculous lie told to you by your boyfriend/husband/guy friend. May be hard to recognize at first, but will eventually MANifest itself as a typical "Gluy" (alt. spelling - glie). Sometimes used to cover up past relationship mistakes that they made, typically by showing themselves as the victim and calling their exes a "crazy." Source of many headaches and much confusion in the female world.
Rodney (to new love interest): Yeah my ex, Sara was a definite crazy, she was always on my case and called me when I hung out with anyone.

TRUTH: the "anyone" in question could range from the drunk girl he tried to hook up to the many new love interests he felt the need to seek out (all while still in a long-term relationship.) Such Gluys.

Dave: Sorry babe, didn't get your text..
Sandi: But I can tell on my phone that you opened it
Dave: Oh, shit.
Sandi. You're such a gluyer...
Gluy by SandSproductions February 11, 2010
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Verb - A common school prank in which the prankster creeps up behind the victim and prods both sides of their mid-section at once, causing them to jump. Often accompanied with a buzzing sound, popping sound or a shout of the word "gluyven".
Chris jumped up because Steve had gluyvenned him.
Steve seems to like gluyvening people, he gluyvens people regularly.
gluyven by Chris aaaaa May 13, 2006
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Gluyas's were sculpted from The Greek Gods, Chiseled from head to toe, The most Handosme in the land.
C.Pelosi looked at Mr Gluyas and whispered "u DTF or nah?"
Gluyas by Gluyas June 7, 2016
Gluyas's were sculpted from The Greek Gods, Chiseled from head to toe, The most Handosme in the land.
C.Pelosi looked at Mr Gluyas and whispered "u DTF or nah?"
Gluyas by Gluyas June 7, 2016
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