Glonk

The sound a girl makes when a penis is rammed down her throat.

She was blowing me last night when I grabbed the back her head and shoved. She gagged like crazy and made a sound like, "Glonk! Glonk! Glonk!"

by Manbones June 9, 2010

Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.

by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020

Glonk

An ugly person.

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

by Thanos slong July 15, 2019

gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024

Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021