glatoon

A platoon of friends, or a group of friends you goon with on the daily. This friend group has seen almost every member and helps members partake in the action known as "Gooning Out". Usually this action is done in a goon cave.

"Yo bro, I'm going to goon out right now with my glatoon, wanna join?"

by Theofficalgoonerinstructor October 5, 2023

gazoot

The crotch area/bone.

Hilary yelped in agony when she got kicked in the gazoot.

by Louis Clarkson December 16, 2005

gazoontight

The illiterate spelling of the word "Gesundheit"

*ACHOO!*

"Gazoontight."

You mean Gesundheit, moron.

by coolst August 17, 2011

gazoogle

1. Dig up the most minute details possible in the most obscure place.
2. Having the ability to recall that there may have been a post somewhere about this, THEN spending a week finding it.

also see: googler

1. The sperm of the fruit fly called Drosophila bifurca measures some two inches in length.
2. I see you had a post in this thread back in 1992, something about you and Al Gore inventing the modern internet

Term initially coined by Setzer Gambiani -

by mtbmed October 27, 2004

Gazoom

Bagooms, Shagoops, Bazams, Wonkers, Tonkers...Basically any of the hundreds of words invented by us males for what we seem to be obsessed with at least in the perception of the possessors of the Gazooms, breasts.

"HACHIMACHI! Take a gander at those there gazooms! She could wax my shapap any day".

by Sanbud "The Manbud" Tetrahani May 27, 2004

gazooted

being under the a extreme influence of weed or purple haze, any strong weed.

im tryin to get some of that good weed so i can get gazooted

by Gerron Herring December 16, 2006

Gazoolis

A large set o' tits.

Yo I'd totally tittyfuck that bitch on Jeopardy; she had a whoppin' set of GAZOOLIS!!!!!!!!

by ohyeah12 February 22, 2010