glasses 

Something smart people usually wear.

Bob: I got new glasses!
Tom: You got smart?!

glasses by Magik November 26, 2004

glasses 

glasses are glass opticals that help people with a weak vision see things CLEARLY.

short-sightedness is very common eye condition for people who wear glasses.however, there are also people who are far-sighted.
overall, Depending on the amount of myopia, you may only need to wear glasses for certain activities, like watching a movie or reading a book.it doesn’t matter if you’re short/far sighted, glasses will always come in handy;)

example 1

Hannah*struggling to read out a word from the board*:hey can you see what it says up there, right after the umm ‘danger’?
Emily: oh no, sorry it isn’t clear to me either.
Hannah:really? but you’re wearing glasses...
Emily*loses temper*: i- hold on—lemme just clear this up: GLASSES HELP ME SEE STUFF JUST LIKE YOU DO AND DOES NOT MAKE ME SEE BETTER THAN YOU.understood?

example 2
Ron: hey can i try your glasses for a second...
Harry: NO PLE-
Ron*grabs it anyway and tries it on*: UHH how can you even SEE with these glasses¿!?
Harry:*face palms* ugh gimme those—

example 3
Dustin: *wears new glasses*
Erica: “NERD!”
Dustin: HEY!
Lucas: ERICAAA

glasses by myster.io July 23, 2019

Glasses 

n.1-A piece of eyewear worn usually by those who are myopic. 2-The plural of glass, as in the type of cup.

1-“‘Did you just get those glasses?’” 2-“They got three more glasses,”

Glasses by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? April 14, 2022

Glasses 

Something people who cant see well have to use, whether it's for now, or until the day they die. Infact, im writing this without my glasses on, so it's blurry, lol.

"Oh my god! JESSSICA! I CANT SEEEEEE! I DONT GOT MY GLASSES ON!"

Glasses by JESSSICA!!! July 25, 2018

Glasses 

When people are too lazy asf to get contacts

Riley: I just got new glasses!

Greg: why didn't you just get contacts?you'd look exactly the same.
Riley: because I was too lazy and that's too much work everyday

Glasses by JuanL September 14, 2016

glasses 

glasses is not smart but she loves 2 ppl she is ok at hockey. and shes nice. and only only has 2 friends: bc everyone else is fake shits. and has neverrrrrrr had a bf never had her . and she is not bitchy but she complains alot, shes very oragnized but she gets in trouble with her dad a lot and is a drama queen

(ass) everyone loves glasses ass

glasses by ching shon yung April 20, 2018

Glasses 

Technically A forcefield in a fight

Fighter 1 : i cant hit a kid with glasses

Glasses kid : not my problem (does some math)

Glasses by Lewis_from_the_lane January 25, 2018