Gargantor the Baconator

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

by Brightshadows April 24, 2010

Gargano

A master of stealth.

Man he is sneakier than a gargano.

by Oodaboba December 27, 2008

Gargamelian

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.

Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.

by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargantutwat

A person of large structure that not only participates in twat like behavior but is basically a twat all the time. They tend to have sister wife hair and have shoes a small child could sleep in.

Oh look there's that gargantutwat. I expect she is off to tell someone how to do something she has never done before.

by HughJ95060 March 26, 2017

Gargamel

Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?

Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.

by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

Glargenberry

It's the same principle as dingleberry, but located in the pubic hair of particularly unkempt females and consisting of dried semen and smegma.

I was about to have sex with this really hot girl but she had really bad glargenberry.

by The Boss Troll of Isradore January 28, 2012

Gargasm

Verb
The action of gargasming is a sacred act hidden in the deep realms of twitch. It may even be referred to as the dark web. Gargasming is the act of nutting, heavily influenced by Garrett. Correctly used by hot people only.

*gargasm* oh shit I’m dropping *gargasm gargasm* my gargasms *gargams* everywhere *gargasms*

by Succalongtoe May 3, 2021