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gladlystoned

Someone who decides to willingly smoke weed and ends up glad because they're stoned.
"I'm going to roll up a fat ass blunt,I'll be back " *minutes later* " lmao dude ... I'm gladlystoned "
by Gladlystoned November 5, 2017
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Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.
Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?
by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018
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Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018
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suffer fools gladly

by Greg1too May 31, 2007
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From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.
At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.
by beavinator May 17, 2004
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peepack & gladstones

n. dual slang terms used in conjunction to define the male scrotal membrane and balls.

derived from the twin borough by the same name in Somerset County, New Jersey and the grade school hypothesis that one’s ballsac is full of urine.

exemplifies the duality of the genital organs as both piss stick and pudding slinger.
"That girl yanked me so hard that my peepack and gladstones were sore for days."

"When my third grade teacher 'Mrs. N' bent over and unintentionally revealed her plump chesticles it was the first time I remember getting a warm, tingly sensation in my peepack & gladstones.”
by cjross99 January 17, 2006
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gladwyne

Gladwyne: THE nicest place to live on the main line.
So nice, in fact, many people in neighboring Bryn Mawr pretend to be part of that zipcode. Fakers. You're not in the 19035, so please, just get over it.
People who live in Gladwyne tend to all know each other, so we often run into each other at the superfresh, the post office, suburban square, one of the many churches, or at the country club, obvs.
Educated? Yes. Spoiled? No. Privileged? Yes. Clueless? No. Classy? Yes.
We do shop in the main line - but don't insult us with American Eagle, Hollister and Abercrombie. We'd only be caught in those clothes if we were going to platoon to work out.. otherwise, forget it.
We don't think that everyone worships us, but we could easily run you over with our porsches, so you might want to keep your little insults to yourself. Anyone with a problem, you're warned.. I have my fendi spy and ill knock you out with it.

Don't be jealous.
"I live in Gladwyne, and it's perfect in every way"

"YOU ARE NOT IN THE 19035, SO YOU AREN'T GLADWYNE. SUCK IT UP."
by jennq2345 December 27, 2008
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