giardia

Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.

"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."

by dhk ldhaljkh September 20, 2008

girard

A person who spreads peanut butter on a keyboard and licks it.

Do you want to Girard?
Do you Girard?
I totally Girard

by Bobby Wade October 31, 2007

Girard

A corrupt, mafia-controlled town just north of Youngstown. Girard is French for "laissez-fair for sale." If you pay off the corrupt city officials, they will let you build or do anything you want. Girard contains over 3000 rental units, in varying stages of disrepair.

Girard, slum, ghetto, low-class, mafia, mob, corrupt, graft, bribe, pay-off, nepotism, cronyism

by marla56 July 25, 2009

giardini tits

when a women works out to much and looses weight in her tits

guy)omg jordan what happend?

girl)i have giardini tits.

guy)OOO

by davidmakalaster December 16, 2004

girardot

Girardot, when something rocks hard core!

John's new hat is so girardot.

by Jessika Lane Girardot February 8, 2007

a Dirty Girard

When one man gives another a reach around in the bathroom, while a third man acts as Uatu hiding in the bathtub/shower masterbating while watching. Traditionally, the recipient of the reach around has his head periodically dunked in the toilet, however this isn't required.

Every Tuesday, when they perform a Dirty Girard Adam receives from Ted while Kyle plays Uatu

by langstonJR December 17, 2010

girardi

Pronounciation: \"Jerr-ard-ee"\

Inaction and indifference in the face of a situation requiring something to be done. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Named after professional hockey player Daniel Girardi of the New York Rangers.

Verb: "His teammate was getting beaten up but all he did was girardi."

Noun: "When Larry asked his sensible question and John bullied him, all the other guys around were complete girardis."

by Vipers30 January 22, 2010