Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend 

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

chameleon girlfriend 

Any girl who changes her image to fit that of their current boyfriend. These girls are generally very attractive but lack any interesting qualities. Some think they are gangsters, if dating a gangster. Some change into emo chicks or gearheads depending on the guy they are dating. These types are, ironically, far more likely to cheat on the guy they morph into. These types usually have none of their original friends left, and must start over with new friends every time she finds a new suitor, therefor, always keeps an eye out for something better. These are great girls to date for two or three months, because they are almost always fine, but will likely get with one of your friends afterward.

"watch out for that chameleon girlfriend, she's biting your style bad."

"She looks so different now because she's a chameleon girlfriend...new boyfriend."

chameleon girlfriend by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Girlfriend-proof 

v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof

Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.

Girlfriend-proof by WastingDaylight May 9, 2010

girlfriend 

Something you will never get

You: i'll never get a girlfriend

girlfriend by TheNiftoFox May 24, 2016

Girlfriend Intruder 

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

Girlfriend Intruder by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day 

On October 18th is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Tomorrow is" national give your girlfriend a hoodie day , "did you know that?

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day by Tik tok god October 13, 2019

Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

Virtual Work Girlfriend by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022