by Kanarra January 25, 2011
Get the gingiva mug.1. A half-wit prone to telling lies and then projecting them on to others.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.
My neighbor is such a "Gingrich" yesturday I watched as his dog took a hung shit on my lawn, and today he tried to blame it on another neighbor.
by Jane Horwath November 21, 2011
Get the Gingrich mug.gingh ritch A psycho-dermatologic condition resulting from close contact with santorum (see def.) and characterized by the need for repeated scratching of scaly nether-regions. This syndrome is most commonly found in affluent public figures running for orifice on a conservative moral agenda while liberally helping themselves to carnal pleasures.
Patient: I can't stand the itch, doc. I just keep on scratching.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.
by synister8 March 29, 2012
Get the Gingrich mug.The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.
Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
by Woolfey July 30, 2009
Get the Gingrich Scale mug.A gingit is a firery hair hobbit that inhabits the deepest darkest holes or the theater class beside your english room they also have a tendency to break out in a fury and release a primal war cry resembling kermit the frogs freak out.
When aproaching a gingit stay calm and try not to coment on the there hair when interacting with a gingit you will find out if they are type 1 or type 2 or the very rare type 3
Type 1 gingit: this is the one you should hope to meet this one will be your friend for ever but will lose at pretty much everything while still being in a good mood but after to much loses will be angered
Type 2 gingit: this type of gingit should be feared and will constantly keep you on your toes as soon as you meet it they will proclaim there self as your rival and will try and best you in everyway but dont worry the way you always win is the way you win against charmander just throw some water on his/her head and watch them calm down
Type 3 gingit: those who seek this one are doomed for life for this one is clingy very very clingy and easily angered when the conversation is not about you or them for they are very jealous creatures they will ofter try to arange a hangout with you when you know its in your best intrest to stay away
The offical hight is 5 foot 1 or lower with exceptions being Daniel T please stay safe out there
When aproaching a gingit stay calm and try not to coment on the there hair when interacting with a gingit you will find out if they are type 1 or type 2 or the very rare type 3
Type 1 gingit: this is the one you should hope to meet this one will be your friend for ever but will lose at pretty much everything while still being in a good mood but after to much loses will be angered
Type 2 gingit: this type of gingit should be feared and will constantly keep you on your toes as soon as you meet it they will proclaim there self as your rival and will try and best you in everyway but dont worry the way you always win is the way you win against charmander just throw some water on his/her head and watch them calm down
Type 3 gingit: those who seek this one are doomed for life for this one is clingy very very clingy and easily angered when the conversation is not about you or them for they are very jealous creatures they will ofter try to arange a hangout with you when you know its in your best intrest to stay away
The offical hight is 5 foot 1 or lower with exceptions being Daniel T please stay safe out there
by That guy biggie cheese January 20, 2019
Get the Gingit mug.Folks. Typically works as a high school English teacher. Is not easily annoyed, but when he is, he likes to say folks
by Gingrichlov34 January 11, 2022
Get the Randy Gingrich mug.Gingrich - a physical reaction of the penis when subjected to fear, cold weather or manipulated/tucked in. An euphemism for an extremely small penis or microphallus.
by Vocabularius January 4, 2012
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