Significantly Better Class Newspaper

A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.

person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.

by God_Of_Pizza June 4, 2021

moderately significant other

A person with whom one shared a special relationship that is somewhat more than simply as friend, but not not quite the level of "significant other." May be former or future significant other, or even someone whom will never have that status. Some "best friends" qualify, but not nearly all do. A sexual component to the relationship is quite common, though it is not required.

Note: A sexual component does not automatically raise a friend to moderately significant other status, rather it is the strength of the bond between the two parties.

"I haven't had a girlfriend in a while, so I've been spending a lot of time with my moderately significant other, and we've even gone to a few weddings together. But somehow, we've never quite gone out."

by ceolaf2 September 1, 2009

Semi-significant other

A person you are dating casually, but is potentially a keeper.

I thought you and Kimberly were monogamous.
Well, she is a semi-significant other, but we haven't committed to anything yet, so I'll keep trolling while I wait for her to get serious.

by Obscure One November 18, 2016

statistically significant others

enough ex-boyfriends/girlfriends to constitute a valid scientific study (more than 30).

You'd better stay away from Pamela; she's got statistically significant others.

by Robert Stephenson July 29, 2008

Significant Over

A non-gender specific reference to to an ex-lover who was not a spouse.

"Yeah, Taylor was my significant other about five years ago, but now he's my significant over."

by Meladiction November 15, 2012

ignificant

The combination of ignorant and significant or insignificant used to describe someone or someone's behavior.

That person is ignificant.

by Felony Sim August 10, 2018

Significant Other

If you are a guy or a girl and there is a girl in your bed and is not wearing her panties or only wearing her panties, and has been at your place for more than an hour, or more than a day, then she could be your significant other, otherwise she could be a hooker.

If you are a girl or a guy and there is a guy in your bed and he inserted something of his inside of any of your body's openings during the night, and has been at your place for more than an hour or a day, then he could be your significant other, otherwise, he just may be a male prostitute, or the one you met at the bar last night

Example 1:
Joe: "Hey guys, Dan has a girl staying at his place. I have been to his apartment twice this week and she was there both times. And both times she came out of Dan's room with only a towel wrapped around her and she is a blonde. I think Dan has a significant other now"

Dan: "Yep"

Everybody: "Yay!!! Way to go Dan ... Score!!!"

Dan thinking to himself: "I wish! She is just a really cheap hooker"

Example 2:
Gina: "Hey Jane, I saw you with a guy last night. Was he a male prostitute?"

Jane: "No, he is my significant other"

Gina: "Really? because I may know something about him that you don't seem to know. His name is Ken and he is a male prostitute. I have hired him to get one of my girl friends laid one time not too long ago"

Jane: "Okay fine. He is not my significant other. I hooked up with him at a bar last night and we just had a one night thing"

Gina: "Did you guys use protection? I mean with him being a male prostitute and all, it is a pretty scary thing to hook up with someone like him at bar and bring him home"

Jane: "Okay fine. He is not my significant other, and I did not hook up with him at a bar either. He is a male prostitute and I hired him because I haven't had anything inside of me in such a long time. There you have it. Happy?"

by Fun Times October 4, 2012