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not Ghana happen

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Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.
Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!
by QuacksO February 6, 2024
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Kelvin from Ghana

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He is a Negro Garca. Thats actually everything there is to say. He is black, makes business with boran and drinks a lot of cacoa with him.
Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy?
Guy2: Yea he is such an Kelvin from ghana with a huge cock.
by TheTerminator3000 April 30, 2023
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Pull a Ghandi

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To have completely unexpected, over-the-top violent reaction.

This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.
Joe So what's happening in the news today?
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.

In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.
by Tsarin March 30, 2013
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When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process
Friend: Jaden Smiths tweets are so insightful!

Me: No you retard he's Ghandicapped
by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014
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Ghada

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Ghada is a name given to a Arabian girl. It most used in the middle east. The G in her name stands for goofy. Her personality is very rare. She is very energetic. She is very caring and nice. She can be mean. She love to laugh and smile. She is the person to make sure that her friends are ok. When she loses the people that she cares bout the most she would be heartbroken. When you try to be mean to her she would not do anything, she would let you be mean. She is asmart person. She is a loud person.
Ghada was at the party laughing.
by babygurl_brii April 19, 2019
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Ghada

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The coolest girl Ever!!!!!
but so shy, sweet, caring! doesn't like assholes!
by agafhkhjlnfsgeyyulk July 23, 2014
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ghandi's revenge

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The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting
John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003
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