When your parents tell you how to look after your kids. Back in their day they did things differently.
G: I brought up six kids and they all slept on their front. None of them died.
Me: Great, but times and advice have both changed. Stop gransplaining.
Me: Great, but times and advice have both changed. Stop gransplaining.
by kemposaur March 16, 2017
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"The rest of the plan is simple. I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet." "Nigga dont you Grusplain to me."
by EmpoweredMinionist July 29, 2018
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When someone of an older generation (typically a Baby Boomer) condescendingly explains why you are doing something wrong, even though they lack the shared experience necessary to equate theirs with yours.
"You don't need to go into debt to attend college. Just get a part-time job like I did!"
"Stop gransplaining me, Boomer."
"Stop gransplaining me, Boomer."
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Women 1: stop gangsplaining to me, I can’t hear what either of you are saying when you talk at the same time
by Fartboyz April 27, 2022
Get the gangsplaining mug.Definition #1: Verb: To dogmatically share your spiritual knowledge without asking for consent.
Definition #2: The spiritual equivalent of "Mansplaining" where the ‘splainer (man or woman) breaks down God and spirituality in a dogmatic fashion, without humility or curiosity.
Noun: Godsplainer
Definition #2: The spiritual equivalent of "Mansplaining" where the ‘splainer (man or woman) breaks down God and spirituality in a dogmatic fashion, without humility or curiosity.
Noun: Godsplainer
Ever since my sister subscribed to Deepak Chopra’s meditation app, she’s renamed herself Mango and has been Godsplaining like she was the Buddha. herself.
by EthanWolfLuna August 10, 2023
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My sister is such a Godsplainer... she listened to one Deepak Chopra meditation and now she's going around mindfulness as if she's the Buddha herself.
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