Definitions by G00F

Gransplaining 

When someone of an older generation (typically a Baby Boomer) condescendingly explains why you are doing something wrong, even though they lack the shared experience necessary to equate theirs with yours.

"You don't need to go into debt to attend college. Just get a part-time job like I did!"

"Stop gransplaining me, Boomer."

Gransplaining by G00F November 14, 2019

Mamhandle 

To fondle breasts thoroughly. Derived from manhandle. While not specifically violent, may be used to describe aggressive play.

If I play my cards right, I'll be mamhandling those bewbs by the end of the night.

Those bewbs need me to mamhandle them immediately.

Mamhandle by G00F October 14, 2019