Gems

The best you'll ever get.
by 95tzy July 28, 2009
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GEM

(noun)
a Glen Ellyn Mom, usually involves themselves in the following activites:
-Book Clubs
-Bible Clubs
-Dinner Clubs
-Bible Studies
-Yoga groups
-Go on walks with friends to "chat"
-Gossip about anything and everything
-Stay at home, let the husband do all the work
-Garden and make it look like they care
-Go to salon about 3 time a week
-Sit at home all day and do nothing because they're filthy rich and dumb
-Buy nice things for the pets
-Gossip some more
-Gossip more, about their kids and random kids they don't know
-Complain about everything wrong in their perfect Glen Ellyn life
kid#1- Hey dude, some GEM called my mom and told her about last night...

kid#2- Wow, what a GEM. I can't believe GEMs these days.
by bitchguesswhothisis May 15, 2011
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The Gem

The Gem is the artistic manifestation of Blizzard's technical inpetness in undergoing practical procedures after a sporadic burst of inspiration that cannot be translated into a workable application due to insurmountable restraints imposed by time, management and marketing.

It's form is its purpose. The gem's behavior is its true function. Inability to grasp that concept is the paradox that questions the gem's function based on the consequences of its behavior.
<The Gem> I do nothing.
by Canis Lupus April 02, 2003
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gemming

The act of performance at the highest level in any situation.

Adverb.
*Can also be used in the verb tenseGem
Gemming: “Yo Chris was playing amazing last night, he was gemming it

Gem: ‘Chris: “yo I’m about to gem this game tomorrow”’
by TheBuckets May 08, 2020
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GEM

1. Positive: When something/someone resembles the quality of a fine jewel, either in terms of behaviour or appearance.

2. Negative: Used with sarcasm to describe someone/something that is definately not possessing the good/rare qualitites of a precious jewel.
1. You know what, our freind Juanita is such a nice pal, she is a true gem.

2. -Look at that creepy man across the road eating dog poo!!
-Wow. That's a GEM - straight from the necklace.
by Siddies. March 29, 2009
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GEMS

GEMS is short for Green Eyed Monster Syndrome. This is where someone is insanely jealous of you as a person, belongings, friendships, relationships and generally your awesomeness.
Friend: OMG I love your bag.

You: Shit have you got GEMS bitch

Shaniqua I love your weave.

Erm bitch you've got GEMS.

Hey Hun, we're going out for cocktails tonight. You coming?

Ahh I can't I have no money.

Haha you poor bitch, got GEMS slut?
by Lacey Whipmore April 08, 2014
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Gem

Used to describe a person in a positive light, like a precious jewel. But can also be used sarcastically or very negatively in some respects.
Positive:
"Alice is a real gem!"

Negative:
A: "..caught with pants 'round her ankles"
B: "Cor, she's a riiight gem!"
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