Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.

I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!

by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009

gluttered

gluttered is used when describing a thing thats pretty like glitter but its kind of like the revolting or not too great like the gutter

"they gluttered my world with love"-means they glitter your gutter of a world with love.

by popcornisbetterthanyou April 7, 2007

Guttered

Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.

God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

guttered

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

glitterd

Glitterd is when you have been inappropriately touched by a rock singer or a disk jockey

Damn that happend to me too years ago ....fuck sake why was I was Glitterd

by Stayout February 21, 2019

Glittered Tights

Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.

Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."

by 5'5 beast August 30, 2009

Glitterdick

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.

Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!

by Reeses lover January 13, 2007