Gaytard 

Gaytard©- Noun
Pronunciation: (Ga-tard)
Definition: A person that is neither gay or retarded, however acts like they are both.

Examples:
"Look at him out there dancing, what a gaytard."
"Dude, that is totally gaytarded."
"I believe he suffers from gaytardism."

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Gaytard by Amy Denny September 7, 2006

gaytarded 

a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.

fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up!

ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!

gaytarded by beaujangles999 February 28, 2010

gaytarded 

1. the state of mind, body, and/or soul when someone is moshing
2. moshing while in a trance-like or possessed-like state

Person #1: So what did you do this weekend?
Person #2: I got gaytarded to some good ol' deathcore.

gaytarded by Ms.Anthropy April 17, 2009

Gaytarded 

Being both gay and retarded at the same time.

That play was completely gaytarded.

Gaytarded by MrBigStuff April 27, 2006

gaytard 

a person that can be described as both a gay and a retard

wow, that guy's wearing a pink abercrombie sweatshirt, what a gaytard!

gaytard by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

gaytard 

Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!

A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.

gaytard by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

gaytard 

a term used to describe someone/something that is both gay and retarded.

"wow,I look like such a gaytard in that picture.."

gaytard by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008