gaysted

An alcohol- or drug-induced state of mind in which a normally heterosexual person begins acting in a seemingly gay manner.

Dude I was so drunk last night; at one point I think Joe and I were grinding on each other. We were totally gaysted.

by RyanGW December 9, 2008

Gaysrael

The sacred homeland of the Gays, as foretold by Stephen Colbert. Initially believed to be Massachusetts, more likely in San Francisco.

We should all go to Gaysrael on pilgrimage for gay pride.

by German Jon November 30, 2009

Gaysian

A queer person of asian descent

He's not just any asian, he's actually a gaysian

by silvertheproph February 3, 2017

Gaysturbation

When you have sex with a clone of yourself.

Person 1: If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that gay or masturbation?
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.

by ProfessorPancakes June 1, 2018

Gaystapo

The organisation of queer people who will come for you if you're a straight couple trying to get married during pride month. It is Illegal for straight people to get married in June and the Gaystapo's Homolice will find you.

Bisexual, pansexual, and etc couples are not bound by these laws.

Caroline: "Stefan and I were planning a June wedding but then the Gaystapo found us and told us to stop. So now we're aiming for July."
Elizabeth: "Good call Care, If you're straight you do not want to mess with the Gaystapo. The Gaystapo will stay peaceful until you provoke them like you did."

by Dracyan June 21, 2022

gaystapo

militant homosexual activists. Instead of thugs they use lawyers to get thier way.

massachusetts has been taken over by the gaystapo

by supafly rabbi May 28, 2004

Gaystapo

The secret police force used by a fagtatorship to maintain power and control over society, forcing homosexuality, uniformity and obedience on all subjects of said society.

The Gaystapo are extensively used by the fagtatorial regime of 126 middlewood road.

by Fascist in Fascists clothing May 13, 2008