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Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

Gaylor Swift 

gaylor swift is the belief that taylor swift loves woman. they believe that she has dated dianna agron and karlie kloss.
person a: i just listened to reputation and the song dress shocked me, is it about her boyfriend?

person b: it’s such a gaylor swift song look at the lyrics
the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name gaylord
Hey im from gaylord. where are you from?
wtf!!! your from a town called gaylord?!?!?!?!
Gaylord by Beth Risk April 29, 2008

gaylord perry 

When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.
My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.
gaylord perry by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

Gaylord3000

An insult, often made jokingly and mostly on the internet. The '3000' refers to how some advertisers used to think putting '3000' or '2000' behind everything would make it cool.
<bob>: I just bought a FruitJuicer2000! :D
<pete>: stfu plz, Gaylord3000
Gaylord3000 by Neruo May 16, 2007

Gaylordo 

The original Gaylord
(As in Dracula to vampires)
Iain could be Gaylordo
Gaylordo by nickyt1 January 12, 2008