Guiness

The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"

Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!

by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009

Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

by MissRoobs April 4, 2011

call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking

Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."

by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006

Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair

Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

gudness

Goodness

B blessed n remain sanctified wt gudness.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010

Guiness

A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.

is it just me or does that guiness smell funny

by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009