gary

another word for a person of asian descent....a way to identify them to friends without shouting racial slurs

Chinatown is full of garys

by mark55 September 13, 2007

gary

noun: sperm, cum, semen.

Originated from the term spongebob (not the Spongebob on T.V.)

I got gary all over!

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

gary

Spongebob's pet snail that puts up with his stupidity.

Gary is such a pimp to put up with that slut

by SafewaySquirrel April 18, 2006

gary

Guy who's accident prone, especially when it comes to his face.

Gary got bit in the face by a dog today.

by grock hampton April 29, 2010

gary

The act of relentlessly stalking someone. Despite protests, rejections and legal limitations.

Another use is as a noun to describe stalker like behaviour

"That cat keep coming to our door, he's such a gary"

by Svetlana696 November 27, 2012

gary

A man who is clearly gay but chooses to the live a lie and pretend he is straight by marrying a female who is clearly lacking in common sense and social intelligence. She will never admit to her dissatisfaction with their virtually non-existent sex life and continuously praise his fantastic interior decorating capability and revel in his commensurate passion for musicals.

You know this guy...we all know this guy, or at least his wife and we just aren't telling her dumb ass. "Oh that's her husband?! I thought for sure he was gay. What a gary!"

by jama fo rama March 31, 2009

gary

New age Cockney Rhyme slang.

Gary (Like Oprah Winfreys talking anus called Gary from South Parks 'A Million Little Fibers') is an english term shorted which should mean:

Gary Glitter - Shitter

I've just spoken to Tom he's on the Gary Glitter shitter and will be out in 20 minutes.

Ow my Gary hurts after that Vindaloo dump I just took!

by Jerec July 06, 2007