A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.
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It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!
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Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.
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Oh man, dude, I got Rick Rolled yesterday and I still have no idea why at 2:07 into the song a black man jumps onto a fence. I also have no idea why people would hire the black bartender who dances while cleaning. He has mad moves.
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